laxatives

if you are constipated, then this is just the news for you!!
if you are not constipated, dont fret, the following information will still apply to you!
i have found after 9.5 years of laboratory studies that there are several laxatives not currently on the market that work better than any over the counter or prescription remedy.
1. a bath or shower, followed by a nice rub down with good smelling lotion
2. a fresh clean diaper
3. laying on freshly laundered bed sheets with no diaper on even for the shortest amount of time
4. going to walmart, the doctors office, or virtually anywhere without realizing that you do not have any diapers or wipes with you and the coin operated machine to supply such items is empty.